Cherry Valley Mastodons: Practice Cancelled.

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Sunday, September 30, 2012

Practice Cancelled.

Joe couldn't go, adding to the list of absences. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Posted by Cracked Like An Egg at 8:16 AM

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PLAYER BIOS

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Alex Bahnan - #9

Alex Bahnan - #9

Alex moved to town back in 6th grade. He has two brothers, one of which plays for our rival, the Leicester Wolverines. He has a passion for lazy rivers, robbing towers, Happy Gilmore drives, and pineapple pizza. He currently serves as a co-quarterback, linebacker, fullback, lineman, and is one of the six team captains.

Dave Mello - #84

Dave Mello - #84

Dave has lived in Cherry Valley for the past 11 years and he can finally represent the town. He loves the Gators, but has to distribute some to the Mastodons. Although he is the general manager, he also plays as third-string quarterback, wide receiver, safety, and one of six team captains.

Kyle Petit - #7

Kyle Petit - #7

Kyle is known for his blazing speed. If you think you can catch him, you're wrong. Kyle was the first captain of the Mastodons, but plays the flex position, a combination of running back and wide receiver, along with punt/kick returner.

Nick Young - #99

Nick Young - #99

Nick is known for being Canadian, sadly he moved there. His number is hanging in the rafters, to never be worn again. Nick is very hard to tackle which made him a good option for many positions.

Caleb Vann - #87

Caleb Vann - #87

Caleb probably won't end up playing for the team, as he is rarely allowed to do much, but he'll be with us in spirit. Caleb became larger than life last year. He coined "Calebing," the Zebra Sweatshirt, and the definition of awesome. He could play any position he wanted to.

Collin Giguere - #0

Collin Giguere - #0

Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy and the primary Mastodon center who plans to come to quite a many games, hopefully.

Joe Cicero - #55

Joe Cicero - #55

Without him, there'd be no Mastodons. Joe can replicate the sound Mastodons made before they went extinct. Joe always seems to say the right thing at the right time for motivation. He's the owner of the team, but also plays lineman, tight end, fullback, linebacker, and one of the original six players, along with one of the team captain positions.

Kyle Splaine - #24

Kyle Splaine - #24

"Splaine City" sadly no longer goes to Leicester Schools, but he keeps true to his roots. He's showcased a sharp knowledge for the game. He played hard in recent practices which has earned him the spots of co-quarterback, safety, wide receiver, kicker, and co-team captain.

Harry Cocker - #33

Harry Cocker - #33

Harry is by far the tallest player on the Mastodons at a whopping 6'3 1/2." He was 8th Grade class president and coined the "Harry" pose. He currently plays many positions, the most notable being wide receiver, punter, and one of the team captains.

Alex Lach - #22

Alex Lach - #22

'DJ Lach-E-Lach' has a dysfunctional relationship with ownership. He will be a good player once he shakes his negative outlook. He is a tight end and lineman for the Mastodons.

Paul Pepin - #15

Paul Pepin - #15

"The Car Wash" plays high school football and plays for the Mastodons. He's a big guy, but has yet to attend a practice. We know he will and we know he'll be an exceptional lineman and defensive coordinator. You may recognize the last name for Pepin Waste Services, among other things.

James Allen

The newest member of the Mastodons, doesn't even have a number yet. However, he's sure to be an asset to the team, despite some skepticism.

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